Greetings and welcome to the Crossroads! Welcome back, and I’m happy we crossed paths again. Today, I want to look at what happens when Disney rethemes a ride instead of building a new one. They are about to make the same mistake with the Rivers of America and Tom Sawyer Island to construct the new Cars attractions in the Magic Kingdom (or Muppet*Vision 3D, The Great Movie Ride, and Rocking Roller Coaster, to name a few others), but that’s a discussion for another day. We are here to discuss another Walt Disney World Magic Kingdom ride.

When the news first broke that Disney World was closing the Splash Mountain flume ride and replacing it with a new version based on The Princess and the Frog, I was a little upset. The first time I visited Walt Disney World as a kid, Splash Mountain was still under construction. Seeing the partially constructed mountain top was jaw-dropping to a kid, and I couldn’t wait to return and ride it when it was finished. Once we returned, it was open, and I rode it multiple times that trip. I wanted to ride so much that the rest of our group was sick of it. The only ride I go on more than I did Splash Mountain then is the Haunted Mansion anytime I set foot in a Disney Park.

I never had much of an attachment to Song of the South. Growing up, I watched the classic animated movies, but it was one we never owned or rented. Not knowing the story of Brer Rabbit, Brer Bear, and Brer Fox made the ride a whole new experience. The Laughing Place and the briar patch became new places I could explore on the journey and get wet in the end on the hot Florida days. Once I got older, I viewed the movie more out of curiosity than anything else. I was more offended by Disney taking Pecos Bill’s cigarette than Song of the South being removed from the shelves. So, the change to a movie I had seen multiple times and enjoyed didn’t bother me, but I still had a connection to the original version I grew up with.

The outcry was loud online when the announcement that Splash Mountain was closing came out. I was upset because it was one of my top five favorite rides at Walt Disney World, but I would wait and judge it once I could ride the Tiana version. I’ve ridden it twice in the past few months, and I must say it surprised me.

I first rode Bayou Adventure at Mickey’s Not So Scary Halloween Party this year. Before I rode, I was afraid it would break down or wouldn’t even run at all during the party because of all the issues Disney was having keeping the ride operational. We rode it without any problems, and I must admit, I liked it a lot. The animatronics were a significant upgrade, and some areas seemed to have more figures and action than Splash Mountain. The story isn’t very good by comparison, though.

Splash Mountain had a linear story you followed as you rode and featured antagonists like Brer Fox and Brer Bear. You knew you were in danger of being thrown into the Laughing Place, and tension ratcheted up on you during the ride. The new story lacks any tension or fear of danger. The original story for Tiana’s Bayou Adventure was about finding a special spice, and the final story is about finding a critter band for a big party Tiana wants to throw. Not something filling riders with dread. I miss the buzzards mocking you before you make the drop because the new ride lacks the same soul as the original.

The story could have been based on the film and not been an original concept. I believe the weakness is the missing villain, Dr. Facilier. By removing him from the story, it removes any sense of danger from a fifty-foot drop in a log. The original music is also better. The final scene is better on Tiana’s Bayou Adventure, but Zip-a-dee-doo-dah is a far superior closing tune.

Overall, I do like and enjoy Tiana’s Bayou Adventure. I wanted to ride it again before forming my feelings on the reskin. I rode it a second time and still had a fun time at the attraction. It does creep in slightly above Splash Mountain, but not by much. I can’t wait to ride it again in Tokyo Disneyland. The rumor is that it is the best version of Splash Mountain, and I’m ready to test that theory. Don’t ignore Tiana’s Bayou Adventure. It may not be Splash Mountain, but you’ll have fun if you give it a chance.

If you’ve been on Splash Mountain and Tiana’s Bayou Adventure, which do you like better? Drop a comment below, and we’ll discuss it.

Well, back to planning the next trip! Take care, and I hope we’ll meet again out on the crossroads!

Brent